Saturday 25 June 2011

Sri Lankan Laundry Crisis

Upon arriving in Colombo at 2.30am on a Monday morning the contrast to India was immediately apparent - enormous flood lit Buddha’s gazed serenely down on us as we marveled at the paved roads! The minimal rubbish along the streets! The lack of homeless people! The sweet scent of tropical flowers! The 30 degree temperature!

(This makes India sound terrible – it really isn’t. In staunch defense of India there are hot showers there, unlike in Sri Lanka where the freezing shower water appears to be imported directly from Antarctica.)

We had only ten days to explore this beautiful country so we spent it in a whirlwind of activity. From Colombo we travelled north-east to Kurunegala where we stayed for a few days with Namal and Neromi, the extremely hospitable uncle and aunt of Megan, a friend of mine from high-school. Happily for us they own a restaurant which is close to their home and a huge range of mouth-watering Sri Lankan dishes was sent up to the house for dinner every evening – usually comprising of dahl, sambal, the most amazing bread and a wide selection of curries.

Our first day of exploring started inauspiciously and heartbreakingly with a flat motorbike battery followed by witnessing a puppy hit and run! It improved significantly after that – we visited the Pinnewala Elephant Orphanage where we got to feed baby elephants and then follow the herd to a river where they bathed. Shockingly not a single elephant sucked up the water in its trunk and then splashed it over its back – I was appalled that cartoons had been lying to me all these years!! There is still hope - somebody said that as the older elephants were orphans they may not have been taught this behavior by their parents and therefore would not be able to pass it down to their own children.

After tearing ourselves away from the elephants we headed to the majestic Temple of the Tooth in Kandy – a world renowned pilgrimage site that houses one of Buddha’s teeth (the tooth survived multiple attempts at destruction and is hidden from view, much like the body of St Francis Xavier in Goa). The vehicle emissions standards in Sri Lanka are not what they could be, which meant that after a day on the motorbike our faces were streaked black from the fumes of other vehicles on the road and we looked like chimney sweeps from 18th century England.

Our next explorations were ruin oriented – at an extremely early hour of the morning we climbed Sigiriya – a 370 metre tall ancient rock that was once the site of an epic pleasure palace/fort. On the way up we were dazzled by the murals of the Kings harem and by the mirror wall, a polished wall of rock on which visitors to Sigiriya from the 12th century onwards poetically carved their feelings of admiration for Sigiriya (it was neat seeing the devolution of the graffiti – the poetry generally declined over time and by the late 1800s the “Mark Robbins 11/4/1889” type stuff had started appearing). The 360 degree views from the top were incredible.

We jumped on the bus to Polonnaruwa where we had an incredibly lovely afternoon cycling around the ruins of the ancient city, which was the largest in southern Asia in its hey day. We took in the last ruin as the sun set and as night fell this enchanting place revealed its dark side (pun definitely intended). There were no street lights so we couldn’t see more than 3 metres ahead of us, and the air was suddenly thick with flies to the extent that it was incredibly difficult to keep them out of our eyes and mouths. We were managing these hazards reasonably well by cycling slowly and not talking when suddenly the potentially rabid neighbourhood dogs decided that it would be excellent fun to chase us down the street whilst barking manically! We cycled for our lives, wildly swerving all over the road trying to avoid pot holes, cars and people while yelling back and forth to make sure that we were both still alive, which lead directly to the inhaling of multiple flies. In these conditions we were no match for the dogs and luckily once they overtook us they lost all interest in us - but as a final insult each one insisted on screeching to a halt right in front our moving bikes, causing the need for one last perilous wobble per dog.

We headed to Colombo for the weekend and Megan took us out for a night on the town which was fascinating. At the places that we went to there were 25 – 30 year olds behaving how the more immature 18 year olds behave in NZ clubs – women in too skimpy clothing and men with striped shirts and super-gelled hair having serious discussions about hair straighteners and grinding away with drunken super-enthusiasm to the top 20 hits which are repeated ad nauseum. It wasn’t really our scene, but it was thrilling to have my first glass of wine since we left NZ.

We spent the last few days recovering from all of the excitement in Hikkaduwa, a beautiful Goa-esque west coast beach.  We had a wonderful time in Sri Lanka, but I feel as though we barely scratched the surface. I would really like to spend some more time there to get a better understanding of what it’s all about.


At the Pinnewala elephant orphanage

I noticed later that I had grown a third leg in this shot... A keeper burst off about 15 photos 
of us here and in all of them another zoo keeper is almost perfectly hidden behind me. 


At the temple of the tooth in Kandy. We got rushed past the vessel holding the tooth so I couldn't get 
a photo of it, but it looked like the golden thing behind the buddah statue... except bigger, and with more elephant tusks. 

Oh yeah, that's right. I'm driving a tuk-tuk. Pete, it's not quite a Royal Enfield, but it's a start...

The famous cave paintings halfway up Sigiriya. Some of the paint was turning green in places and with their hands up like that, they kinda looked like a zombie harem.

And after a three hour climb we made it! The 360 degree views were pretty spectacular, but hard to capture on camera. Below is part of the palace complex where the water was collected.


And on to the ancient trading port of Polonnaruwa, ruins and monkeys galore.

The oldest hindu temple on the site, quite eerie as the sun dropped.

Sophie calm before the onslaught of flying insects & dogs

Where you end up when all the seats in the train are taken... not so bad really. And finally, a cricket related parade that we enjoyed from Megan's lofty apartment in Colombo.


Monday 13 June 2011

Chennai, Schmennai

Hi everyone, 


From Alleppey Dan and I took a train to Chennai to catch the semi-final of the IPL – Mumbai Indians v Royal Challengers Bangalore. Our original plan was to stay for three nights but Dan got some nasty food poisoning so things worked out a little differently. For the week and a half that we were there we lived Murphy’s Law #1 – “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. 

Here is an example of what it was like trying to do anything in Chennai: 
  1. Find a tour that you would like to do on Saturday and try to book online 
  2. Booking fails. Retry. 
  3. Booking fails. 
  4. Go to nearest booking office. Saturday tour has sold out so you buy a ticket for the same tour on Sunday. This is somewhat annoying as the Saturday tour was air conditioned, while Sunday's isn't.  Also, you wanted to leave on Saturday night.
  5. Receive email two days later confirming your online booking for the tour on Saturday. 
  6. Go to tourist office, explain the double booking and ask to do the tour on Saturday. Tourist office says that the Saturday tour has been cancelled as not enough people have booked so you will still need to go on Sunday. Despite the cancellation of the Saturday tour you will need to go to central tourist office to get a refund.
  7. Go to central tourist office and speak to a staff member who says she will cancel your Saturday booking and credit the refund to your account. 
  8. Upon arriving at the tour office on Sunday you get chewed out by an official for not turning up for Saturday’s tour, thus holding everybody on the tour up. 
  9. Go on tour.  Sweat profusely and think wistfully of the air conditioned Saturday tour.
  10. Wait hopefully for a refund for the cancelled Saturday tour. 
  11. Start plotting coup of Chennai. 

Once Dan was better (and disturbingly thinner) we were able to visit some of the beautiful temples, ashrams and ruins that Tamil Nadu is famous for. It was amazing to walk through the ruins of Mamallapuram, a settlement that dates back to 7AD, and think of all of the different people who must have walked along that path in the last 1300 years – princes, slaves, consorts, priests, stone masons, washerwomen…. 

In stark contrast we also visited the brand new Sri Puram Golden temple which is made from 1.7 tonnes of gold and surrounded by stunning gardens. One of the signs at the temple read something like “Why make a temple from gold, when the money could instead be used to build hospitals and schools for the poor? Because this temple will inspire the building of one thousand hospitals and schools”. Hmmm. To be fair, the temple did greatly benefit the local community - providing food, educational facilities and hospitals. 

The logistics of this leg of our trip were incredibly frustrating, but we do have a much better understanding of Indian history, culture and religion for it. And as Dan says, it will make the highs of the journey that much higher by contrast.



At the IPL semi-final in Chennai. Gayle blazed 89 and my man Vettori picked up 3 wickets. It was the first time I have been in such a large, purpose built cricket stadium. It has about 60,000 seats that all butt right up to the edge so everyone has a great view... unlike our rugby/cricket grounds at home... A good man by the name of Gopi welcomed us to Chennai by gifting us these tickets, a pretty good start to our stay! Unfortunately the following evening I ate some dodgy ice cream (one of the very few things I ate that Soph didn’t) and spent the evening running between the cricket final & the bathroom. Not fun.

So after recovering to my old self, we decided to hit the tour bus and get out of Chennai... our first tour experience was an insanely cramped one. But some of the sights were cool, below is our first encounter with an elephant outside a temple devoted to Ganesha (you guessed it... the elephant god) If you gave him a rupee and bowed he would tap his trunk lightly on the top of your head as a blessing. Such a charming fella.


The next day we headed off to Mamallapuram, an ancient district of ruins and temples. We also dropped by a huge crocodile zoo on the way... and learnt that yes, crocodiles can jump.


This guy was the most impressive, kinda pre-historic and scary looking. Not so scary to the turtles though...

And onto Mamallapuram itself... featuring Krishna’s butterball which is this huge boulder that sits impossibly on the side of a stone bank. Word has it that some British commander was worried about it so he organised a troupe of about 20 elephants to pull it down.... it didn’t budge. Sorry about the super touristy shot, we couldn’t resist.


And on our last day in Chennai, we visited the not so famous.. but very impressive golden temple. Along the way we visited the temples below which were also pretty cool. 



There were no cameras allowed anywhere near the temple, but I do have this relic. Check out the name.

Saturday 4 June 2011

(Insert creative title here) Kerala

Dan and I spent three and a half days in Alleppey towards the end of May, which is a small tropical village in southern Kerala. Alleppey has chaotic streets with no footpaths, horrendous bathrooms (there are no words), 40 degree heat, insane humidity and very few facilities with air conditioning. Around 15% of the men would stop and silently eyeball me, their heads swiveling to follow my progress, as I walked down the street - covered to the same extent as the local women and accompanied by Dan.

So what was the appeal?

Alleppey is pretty much the best starting point from which to see the Kerala backwaters. The backwaters are well described in the Lonely Planet as:

“A 900km long network of waterways that fringe the coast and trickle far inland…Trips through the backwaters cross shallow, palm fringed lakes studded with cantilevered Chinese fishing nets, and travel along narrow shady canals where coir (coconut fibre), copra (dried coconut meat) and cashews are loaded into boats. Along the way are small villages with mosques, churches, temples and schools, villagers going about their daily chores and tiny settlements where people live on narrow spits of reclaimed land only a few metres wide.”

Starting from Alleppey, we meandered through the charming backwaters on our own private kettuvallam (a traditional houseboat) which had a large lounge area, a double bedroom, a private ensuite and a personal chef. It was wonderful - you just about forget your own name while sitting on the edge of the boat, sipping from a glass of freshly squeezed fruit juice, waving to the local children and letting your feet drag through the water (until you see a water snake). I found out yesterday at the crocodile park in Chennai that there would also have been crocodiles….

Anyway, it was bliss. 


The hectic streets of Alleppey


Our houseboat, what a beauty.

Dinner on the boat, breakfast was pretty awesome too. To your right, local mass transit

Caught up in 'The Suspicions of Mr Whicher' or 'The Murder at Road Hill House'... good book, awful photo.
Some of these house boats were pretty epic... Kitted out with AC and multiple levels filled with large Indian families playing loud Indian party music.
 


I had to include this one out of admiration for this little lizard. While all the others were hiding off to the side, this little guy boldly makes his way to the centre of the ceiling. In full view, he parks himself on the light fixture and begins to feast on the banquet of mosquitoes and moths. Alpha lizard.